D:

MINX

UHM I MEAN SASHA

I SAW YOUR POST ):<

MY FACE EXPRESSION WAS REALLY UGLY WHEN I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE D:

YOU SAID 'OH SHIT' IN YOUR POST -.-

THATS MY THING D:

Nobody cared about me until the day i said 'Oh shit' in Liz's video and i'm now famous for saying that C:

MINX DONT YOU DARE SAY OH SHIT AGAIN

OH WE'LL SEE ........

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU MISSY SASHA HORSETON AND I EVEN HEAR YOU WHISPER 'OH SHIT' I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE, THROW YOUR NUTELLA JARS OUT, ATTACK YOU AND STEAL YOUR CATS D:

Yeah seriously ;o

I DONT WANT ANYONE SAYING 'OH SHIT'

THATS MY word

LIZ IS COMIN BYE

O_o

Well Minx

i wrote that whole paragraph on the fucking card for nothing

YOU ATE A NUTELLA CUPCAKE :'(

YOU SHOULD HAVE THROWN IT AWAY -_-

Omg i could have wrote something more girly 'OMG SASHA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ILY GIRL GET LOADS OF PREZZIES XXXXXX'

OMG 

I SPELT YOUR NAME WRONG O-O

ACCIDENT

BLAME TYPO FOR THAT ):

SORRY MINX IM USED TO SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONG

LMAO I JUST REALISED SOMETHING

SASHA IS A BRATZ NAME XD

No not a 'brat' in a rude way o-o

Those ugly dolls with ginormous lips x'D

HM

I Was a bit rude to Mandy in my post yesterday >.>

Sorry but when you hurt with my friends i will scream at you :)

WELL IM DONE :D

Hallooooooo

Guys

Please do not hate on Vintage o-o

mandy's been saying stuff like 'your not creative' and you know XD

Can i just say that there's a 80% chance Vintage isn't the only person who bought one of her looks.

And anyways, Vintage IS creative! SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IK AND SHES REALLY FUNNY AND COOL SO NONE OF YOU SHOULD WASTE YOUR TIME SAYING 'oh you have no originality' BECAUSE YOU WILL PAY

That's right, If i see even one sad smiley from Vintage i will straight away think 'BULLY >:O' and i'll find out who got her upset and we'll see if you think about calling her uncreative again.

BTW MANDY

I Just wanna say you don't really 'own' the looks you make,MSP do.

Ik you don't want people looking like you but many people have identical faces you know.

Even Liz doesn't like you e.e

ACTUALLY I CANT KEEP QUIET ANYMORE! D:<

MANDY EVEN MY SISTER HATES YOU OKAY YOUR OVER REACTING FGS! LIZ PROTECTS SOMEONE AND YOU BLOCK HER, SHE DIDN'T MEAN HARM BECAUSE IK HER V.V OH AND I'VE SEEN SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE WITH YOUR FACE MANDY. SO DO YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? YOUR PISSING ME OFF. PUSSY FACE -_-

(Sorry that last sentence sounded dirty)

SO MANDY

STOP BEING SERIOUS. ITS BORING.

Sincerly

ME

OMG LOOK WHAT U DONE, U MAKE ME SO ANGRY I MADE A WHOLEEEEEE DEPRESSING POST

*CLAP*

IM OUTTA HERE

LOVELYYYYYYY DAYS :D

TODAY'S A LOVELY DAY :D

2 EXCITING THINGS ;D

I GOT MY KICKERS ;O

YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

THEY LOOK SO COOL BECAUSE SOME OF THE LACES ARE BLACK, SOME RED AND THEY'RE REALLY STRONG SO ONE KICK COULD HURT BAD *-*

ALLAH ITS EPIC<3

2ND

UHM

WHAT WAS IT O_O

SHIT I FORGOT D:<<<<<<<<<<

OH YEAH :P

MINX'S BIRTHDAY :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINX

I MADE A GOD DAMN CARD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING :D

CLICK THE PIC TO MAKE IT BIGGER AND READ


THE TEXT

I AM THE MOST HELPFUL GIRL EVER

MINX NEEDS TO STOP HER NUTELLA OBSESSION

IT MAKES ME TEMPTED TO STAB HER

BUT ITS HER BIRTHDAY SO

VIP AND PIZZA :D

First because Liz is so desperate

I'm saving up my money to buy VIP for her :D

And i'm also getting Jordan (Liz's boyfriend) VIP too :P

But nobody else get's VIP because everyone else i know just sucks x'D

LMAO ON THE TRAMPOLINE XD

Thanks for sharing your story about someone falling off a trampoline Minx O_O

Omg my mum baked pizza this morning and me and Liz and my brothers sat on the trampoline eating and drinking :D

 no not drinking like alcohol o.e

I MEAN JUICEEEEEE :P

OH LIZ BROUGHT ME JAM TARTS :D

WOOHOO

IM LEAVIN

TRAMPOLINES O_O

OMG A FEW DAYS AGO MY MUM GOT US A TRAMPOLINE THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT ^^ BUT IT'S GREEN :D

That's not my garden o-O i got that off google :P

Anyways the trampoline was interesting O_o

I Was jumping on it and thought of an amazing idea and was like 'Liz, let's play WWE :D'

So we all pretended to be someone from WWE and 'pretended' to fight each other ;D

Let's just say one of my brothers got a little bit moody because him and Liz went a bit aggressive O_O

Me and my other brother just sat there watching Liz and my brother fight :D

I HAVE 2 BROTHERS -.-


One is really quiet in the trampoline but is always in the mood to wrestle in the house O_O

LMAO 

I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS LIKE.... 3 XD

OR 5 O-O

LOL

I LOOKED LIKE A BOY

I STILL DO


YEAH I DO LOOK LIKE A BOY

LOL IM GOING TO GET ICE CREAM

STAY SAFE ON TRAMPOLINES ;O NEVER PLAY WWE IN IT :D

LOOK

LOOK AT THESE PICTURES :O

^^ I MADE THAT ONE MYSELF :)

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

LADY GOO GOOOOOOOOOOOO

WEETOS

HEY YOU

MINX

I SAW THAT PICTURE ON YOUR BLOG 

OH MY DICK

I DON'T WANNA SEEM DESPERATE BUT ALLAAAAAAAAH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEND ME THOSE FAMILY PACK WEETOS BOXES YOU HAVE

PLEASE I'M DESPERATE ):

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING DEPRESSING MINX D:<

Yesterday i ran out of Weetos and i begged my mum to buy more so me, her and Liz went to Asda 

HERE COMES THE DEPRESSING PART ):

WE COULDN'T FIND WEETOS D:<

YES, FUCK YOU ASDA

So instead i chose this crappy chocolate cereal which was nice but i prefer Weetos -.-

BUT THE GOOD SIDE WAS ME AND LIZ BOUGHT OREOS AND DAIRY MILK BUTTONS :D

OMFG WHO KNOWS JACQUELINE WILSON? ;O

OMG THIS IS ONE OF HER BOOKS:



^^ I Have that book :D

Can i say that the story is epic, romantic in some parts and very sad at the end D:<

LOL I'M GOING TO SPOIL THE STORY :D

Her mum dies in the end ^-^

Basically her name is actually Hetty Feather, but her mum wanted to call her Sapphire Battersea

YEP ;P

AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HER DAD, WHEN I READ THE PART WHERE SHE SAID 'Mum, what's my dad like?' I WAS LIKE WTF O_O

WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEIR DAD? D;

And the part at the end spoiled the next book D:

The ending said 'I'm not Hetty feather, i'm Sapphire battersea and i'm going to find my father'

SO IT'S OBVIOUS IN THE NEXT BOOK, SHE FINDS HER FATHER (:

THE NEXT BOOK IS EMERALDS STAR

OMGGGGG ITS CONFUSING

1ST BOOK:



2ND BOOK:



LAST BOOK:



Juuuust read those books in the correct order and you'll get the story :D

LOL I'M BORIIIIIIIING X_X

HMMM

IM GOIN ON MSP

BDK :D

HAY

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MY BROTHER SAID HE'S A BDK

DIRTYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUY

IF YOUR STUUUUUUUUUUUPID BDK STANDS FOR 'BIG DICK KING'

OMG THE JOY OF SLANG

Omfg im drinking coke atm and the can is messed up O-O

HM e.e

Omg i just drew an anime :o

IT LOOKS SO PRETTY ;D

URGHHHHH LIZ CAME BACK

AAAAAAAAND I DREW A LADY GOO GOO POSTER >;P

SO NOBODY GET JEALOUS ;O

UNLIKEEEEEEEE SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEE

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINX

OMG COKE SPILLED ON THE EDGE OF MY SPECIAL LADY GOO GOO POSTER

NO :'(

OMFG LADY GOO GOO </3

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

LADY GOO GOO MADE MY DAY,
UNTIL TODAAAAAAAAAAY

COKE SPILLED ON YOOOOOOU,
IM SO UPSET OH LADY GOOO GOOOOOO

:'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

liz here :D

deli went downstairs 4 some reason o.o

HEYYYYYYYYYY ^.^

deli messed up the coke can btw o-o

OH SHE'S COMING BAI IM MAKING A BLOG POST WHEN IM ON :'O 

BYE LOSERS ;]

 BAAAAAAAACK

I HAD TO MAKE MY MUM COFFEE

AND SHE LOST HER BISCUITS LOOOOOOOL

OMG THE LADY GOO GOO ON THE SIDE OF MY BLOG <3333333333333

LIZ MADE IT *-*

Astaghfirullah :OOOOO

^^ THAT MEANS OH MY GOD IN ARABIC ;DDDDDD

HEHE

UHMMMMMMMMM

OH LETS DO WHAT LIZ SUGGESTED

FAMILY TALENTS :D

LIZ'S TALENT: EDITING, BITING PEOPLE

MY TALENT: DRAWING AND SWEARING, RUDE ETC.

BRO NO.1: PLAYING XBOX HALO, FIFA ETC.

BRO NO.2: FIGHTING, SNITCHING, CRYING :D

MUM: BEING AMAAAAZINGLY EPIC, COOKING YUMMNY STUFF (EXCEPT NUTELLA SANDWICHES AND PANCAKES AND RICE)

DAD: BUYING US COOL STUFF AND HELPING US WITH TECHNICAL STUFF (LIZ IS MORE 'NERDY' THAN MY DAD :D' 

OH AND MY DAD ORDERED ME KICKERS

YES NO.1 DAD :O

BTW KICKERS LOOK LIKE THESE



SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL

soooooooooooo *-*

OMG I FOUND MY SHARPENER :O

NOW I CAN SHARPEN MY PENCIL

HURRAAAAAAY

WEE IN YOUR SLEEP :D

OMGGGGG SOZ FOR NEVER UPDATING

SOWWY TO MINX

I NEVER UPDATE I SWEAR TO ALLAH I WILL MORE

SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OMFG

Liz wet herself in bed ;D

She said she had a dream where she needed the toilet and she ACTUALLY peed e.e

and she felt something warm on her bed and realised she wet herself because of her own dream O_O

weird, i didn't smell anything :P

OMG IM SO HUNGRYYYY ):<

IM GOING TO GO CHANGE AND EAT THEN I'LL PROBABLY DO ANOTHER POST LATERRR

BAD PEOPLE WEAR NAIL POLISH :D

HELLOOOOOOO ;O

Omfg

Im wearing a sparkly dress right now and can i just say, I look fineeeeee atm xD

OMFG IM SO ANNOYEEED X_X

I had english yesterday, today and ANOTHER english test tomorrow D:<

The thing is, if your a bad person, the teachers make you have more lessons with your best level Dx

OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE XP

I have a english teacher called Mr Goodrich xD Im reallyyyyyyy good at english so he makes me learn more

HOW PEAK (:

But idgaf really, im going to continue being trouble at school so i get in more trouble and feel proud of my bad behaviour ;D

Oh that reminds me..

I havent done my english homework yet O_O

We wrote a whole article at school, it was over 8 paragraphs long and he made us re-write the whooooleee article as homework just to give us something to do ):

OMG IT WAS SO AWKWARD XD

The teacher said 'since you're all bored, im going to give you homework :D'

I Thought the class would scream so i shouted 'HELL NO I HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO THEN THAT' And teacher looked at me like O_o

OMFG IT WAS NOT A TINY BIT EMBARRESING

Because after the lesson everyone came up to me and said 'LOOOOL YOUR FUNNY :D'

IM THE NEW ENGLISHHH CLOWN XD

Omg i just painted my nails

They look gorgeous *-*

WAIT DO BAD PEOPLE LIKE ME WEAR NAIL VARNISH? O_O

EH :D

I should go do my homework oxo

BYEEE XP

LIZ IS UGLY

HELLOOOOOOOO

I HAD TO START THIS POST TITLE WITH A NICE FACT :P

THAT'S RIGHT, OMFG LIZ LOOKS REAL CRAP

HER BLONDE HAIR

I PERSONALLY SAY BLONDES ARE SHIT :D

Liz is a blonde, therefore, i hate her sooooooooo much

But i rock

I Have chocolate brown hair :P

I ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCK!

MINX would agree, she says she has brown hair too ;o

And im also Rockiiiiiing because i have brown eyes ;D

I HAVE BEAUUUUUUUUUUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUL HAZELNUT BROWN EYES :O

I GOT THEM FROM MY DAD :D

I LOOK EXAAAAAAAAAAACTLY LIKE MY DAD, NOTHING LIKE MY MUM

WELL I GOT MY HEIGHT FROM MY MUM O_O

OKAY I'LL EXPLAIIIIIIN :P

I Got my brown hair + brown eyes, my hips are slightly big, my lazy rude personality, my shy quiet personality FROM MY DAD :D

But i got my height from my mum because we're both tall and my dad isn't exactly tall ;D

SO ALL THAT MAKES ME AND MY MUM THE SAME IS OUR HEIGHT

And liz got her blonde hair from my aunts

And she has greeny eyes and i don't know where she got those from o-O

And i look like one of my brothers, the 8 year old brother looks like me, my other 7 year old brother looks like Liz :D

And then there's Charlie, our cat, who has pretty black and white fur from.. IDK HIS MUM? :P

Lol our genes are weird O_o

OH THAT REMINDS ME

IN SCIENCE WE LEARNED ABOUT RE-PRODUCTION 

BASICALLY

WE LEARNED ABOUT HOW BABIES ARE MADE

WE WERE TOLD STRAIT TO OUR FACES THAT ):<

THE TEACHER SAID STUFF LIKE 'The male sex cells contain sperms which swim into the female's egg to produce a baby' 

And then my friend El whispered 'OMG BALLS :D'

BTW

I CBA

TO MAKE THE VIDEO

OF ME IN RL

IK I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MANLY VOICE

YEAHHHH MY VOICE IS DEEP

BUT

IDK HOW TO USE YOUTUBE PROPERLY

SO LIZ UPLOADS THEM FOR ME

AND SHE WANS'T BOTHERED

WHEN LIZ IS BOTHERED

YOU CAN SEE THE VIDEO MINX

GOODBYE :D

HOMIE >;(

HELOOOOO

LISTEN

I Know my post title 'Homie' sounds weird but i'll explain why i put this title as homie in a minute :D

FIRSTLYYYYYYYYY

MINX

Well Me And Liz recorded us in real and i did say shit at the end.. actually i kept saying it throughout the whole video O-O

ANYWAYS THE POINT IS

Liz said she cba's to upload it D:<

And i can't find the video );

But icba to record Myself in rl AGAIN so i'm doing it tomorrow :D

AND YOUR BLOG MINX

DON'T SAY 'MUSLIM' IS A RUDE WORD

THAT'S OFFENSIVE

I'M A MUSLIM D:<

YES 

I am a muslim, and i'm proud, so STFU if your gonna be racist to me >:C

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGGGGGG

IM SO EXCITED :D

Before i talk about that Homie stuff...

WHO KNOWS KICKERS? THE SHOES? :O



^^ YES THOSE BEAUTIFUL SHOES *-*

ILYYYYYYY KICKERS <333333

I'M GETTING THOSE TOMORROW >;O

I'M SOI FUCKING EXCITED

ALLAH

KICKERS ARE OVER £50 THAT'S HOW GOOD THEIR QUALITY AND EPICNESS IS :P

And literally everyone at school has them and they looked epic so i asked my parents and they let me order them even though they're expensive :D

And everyone says they're not just beautifully epic, but they're strong because apparently if you kick someone with those kickers shoes they burn O_O

YAH HAH THAT'S HOW STRONG THEY ARE :O

IF ANYONE AT SCHOOL PISSED ME OFF I'D KICK THEM WITH MY SOON-TO-COME KICKERS AND THEIR LEGS WOULD BURN :P

I G2g soon so let me explain this Homie situation :D

At the park Liz told me a story where a man threw 10 kittens in the river for no apparent reason, and our friend Gabriella saved one of them and gave it to my friend WHOS A BOY called Ylli annnnnnnnd he kept it

AND HE CALLED IT HOMIE

THEN HE COULDNT KEEP IT SINCE HE WASNT ALLOWED

SO HE GAVE IT TO LIZ

BUT WE WERN'T ALLOWED BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY GOT A CAT (CHARLIE) AND WE CAN'T HAVE MORE

SO WE PLAYED WITH HOMIE IN THE PARK


THEN A BOY CALLED HARRY AND A UGLY GAY BOY WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER HAIR CAME

HARRY WAS A FRIEND OF ONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL

THEN THEY GAY GUY TOOK THE CAT

THEY SAID THEY'D LOOK AFTER IT

BUT THEY RAN AWAY

AND ON OUR WAY HOME

WE SAW HOMIE ON THE STREETS ):<

THEM BOYS LEFT THE CAT ON THE ROAD :O

Maybe they left Homie in their house, Idk, but somehow Homie escaped from those idiotic teen boys and managed to get on the pavement near Liz's school

for those who are dumb, me and Liz ARE sisters so you probably thought we're at the same school, but i'm a year higher than Liz so i'ive just began secondary school *OR HIGH SCHOOL :D* And Liz still in primary :P

OMG I SHOULD GO :O

SUNSHINEEEEEEE :P

Right

I AM uploading a video of me in rl but that's LATER :D

I've recorded it but now i just need to edit it :P

And i also recorded my brothers so you can meet them ;P

I'm sure all of you know how liz looks so i felt she didn't need to be in it as much xD

But when i'm bored i'll upload the video, edit it and re-upload it :D

DW MINX, I WILL INCLUDE YOU AND I WILL SAY 'OH SHIT' AT THE END

ANYWAYYYYYYS

MINX I READ YOUR BLOG

I HAVE MINI OREOS ALOT, AND THEY ARE MEANT TO BE STUCK TOGETHER :D

OH GUESS WHAT I JUST HAD :D

THAT'S RIGHT WEETOS :P

NAWH IM ONLY ALLOWED THEM IN THE MORNING ):<

I had amazing stuff at school ;P

HERES WHAT I BOUGHT BEFORE SCHOOL :D



I BOUGHT THAT ^



^^ I Bought that :D If you don't know what it is, it's this chocolate with caramel inside that's really really sticky and super hard to bite :P



^^ Same thing as curly wurly but less sticky. i bought that too :D it's quite small but only 20p xD



^ i bought that too :D it's the same height as your middle finger ;D its a caramel bear, just a frog shape O_O

AND LAST THING I BOUGHT >;O



^ a weetos chocolate bar :D

MM HMMMMMMMM :D

LMAO LETS LIST EVERYTHINGGGGGGG I LOVE >;O






^^ CHOCOLATE CRUNCH :D






MOI IN LOVE WITH ALL THAT ^^

AHHH IMMA GO :P

REAL LIFEE :D

HELLOOOOOOOO :P

First

Tyyyy Minx xD

Ik i have a beautiful voice, even though my voice is getting kinda deep, i still sound epic xO

And when Liz uploaded that failed video, literally everyone at school was like 'Lmao del when you said OH SHIT at the end'

The reason i said oh shit at the end was because Liz asked me to stop recording and i forgot to press stop so it was still recording awkwardly and i was like Oh me god shittttt still recording xD

BUT IM UPLOADING A VIDEO TODAY OF ME IN REAL SO YOU LOT CAN ACTUALLY SEE ME AND HEAR MY VOICE BETTER :D

And i'll introduce you all to my brothers in the video because i talk about them alot xD

Right, im gonna go upload the video :P

PARKS :P

OOOOOOH I DIDN'T POST TODAY :O

I WENT PARK

AGAIN

AND I SAW ANNA (MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL)

AND I WENT TO HER HOUSE

THEN LIZI MADE ENEMIES WITH HER :D

And they became friends

And then Lizi went on the grass and i made her look homeless and i was screaming 'SHES POOR GIVE HER MONEY' And Anna was singing xD

Her house is epic ;D

And we annoyed random people o-o

And Liz clapped at some tall guy's face and she started stalking him and talking.. Okay icba to write like this so i'll show you the conversation :D

Lizi: sup fam
Tall guy: why you saying fam :D
Liz: Is that a problem 
Tall guy: your a girl
Liz: your sexist ;O
Tall guy: go away :D
Liz: I LOVE YOU :D
Tall guy: Go AWAY :DD
Liz: Love you baby :P
Tall guy: Love you too :D bye now xD

LIZ SAID HE WAS GOOD LOOKING, BUT HONESTLY, HE HAD A BEARD xD

Not those massive beards that are long, the short ones ;D

AND THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ANNA AND LIZ :D

Liz: Slut :D
Anna: I Don't wanna be mean to you del, but LIZ , Your mum sat on a iPhone and made it a iPad
Me: Looool
Liz: Stfu blad
Me: O_O
Anna: Umm you shut up :D
Me: O_O
Liz: WHY BLAD
Anna: Your sister is wierd
Me: O_O :P XD


WHOS UPDATED?

MINX HASN'T D:<

Liz never updates x'D

Jade no o-o

Uhm..

OH Megan hasn't updated ):

NOBODY UPDATES D:

GEEZ e.e Uhm imma go ;P

FOOTBALL :D

HELLO :D

I WASN'T ON ALLLLLLL DAY BECAUSE I WEN TO THE PARK

AND I HAD EPIC CHICKEN WRAPS WITH WONDEEERFUL JUICE AND CRISPS :P

Lol Elias just said the funniest thing xD

He went up to me and asked me out but i rejected him, so he turned to my friend Agne and said 'IM GONNA MAKE YOUR MUM CRY IN BED LIKE 'OOOOOOH YEAHHHHH' 

This is why i told you i hate Elias

But he is funny >:D

He raped the table in the middle of D.T O_O

And he whispered to me 'This is fresh wood Mhmmm' o.e


HM :D

Elias is a creep :P

Btw Minx
your edit of my blog was rubbishhh xD

That didn't even look anything like my blog font o-o

And I Didn't want you in my story about ImmaStealYourCookie! becausee you never did anything really, you just found out it was me, that's it ;]

OMG I MADE A NEW POEM :D

Yeahh i'm too addicted to Weetos, Lady Goo Goo and poems :P

BUT HERES ONE ;D

Redheads are pretty
I Like it how they have tempers.

When you mess with me,
I'll make you surrender.

There's tissues in front of me,
they remind me of slender.

I Like weetos,
Those beautiful brown hoops.

They're the same colour as my eyes,
and my hair too.

I Wish Minx would get a grip,
i love her but she shows off.

I Just noticed,
My TV'S Off.

Well that's it for now,
have a nice day.

If you think im wierd,
sorry that's my way.

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

That.

Was.

BEAUTIFUL<333333333333333

GOING ON MY POEM PAGE ;D

Omg i smell my dad bathing O_o

Let me find something nice.. o-o

OMG THIS PICTURE :'(



IF LADY GOO GOO LOOKS MISERABLE HELP HER D:<

Omg look, Lady Goo Goo looks sad :C

OMG NOOOOOOOO HOW DARE THAT UGLY ORANGE SUPERHERO LET LADY GOO GOO CRY :(

I Don't let ANYONE touch my best friend..

Dw Goo i got your back baby ):<

AWH IM GOING NOW :D

OHHHHHH I FORGOT

MINXMINXMINXMINXMINX

YAY MINX IS IN MY POST :P

OKAY BYE XD

FRENCH NUTELLA AND INSTRUMENTS :D

OI OMFG

IM REALLY PISSED

I EVEN SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED AT LIZ. SHE WAS LIKE ' UR A BABYYY WA WA' ANDI  WAS LIKE 'SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!!!!!!!'

i will not calm down -.-'

GOD SAKE

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BITCHES >:O

EVERONE BUGS ME BECAUSE I AM APPARENTLY THE ONLY ONE ON MSP WHO HATES NUTELLA O_O

EVEN BROOK SAID IT :O

Yeah sure brook o-o

Candy Floss is Obviously better then Nutella, anything is, even stuff i hate like blueberries xD

And my taste buds are fine, i have intelligent taste buds actually, seeing as my taste buds have SENSE and don't like Nutella :P Unlike two wierdos who are obsessed with this gross nut spread ...

 Lol Liz and Minx are the ones with horrible taste buds ):<

Even in French we had to describe ourselves and i was like 'Je deteste de Nutella parce que c'est affreux' WHICH MEANS 'I Hate Nutella because it is awful xD

And my french teacher looked at me like O_o and said 'What the hell? Everyone likes Nutella :D' And i did my bad ass face at her and said 'Well i don't >:P'

LOOOOL

Liz failed at playing 'Fur Elise' on the Piano xDD

I'm amazing with pianos :O

I Can nearly play a whole song :P

Compared to my sister who doesn't know where notes like 'D Sharp' and 'B Flat' are :D

IF YOUR DUMB, MY SISTER IS LIZ D:<

Btw, ImmaStealYourCookie! is now owned by Jordan, Liz's boyfriend :D

Ikr that account has had many owners O_O

First i had the account and faked being a random boy called Jake and laughed when Fifi fell for it, Thenn i passed it to Edward who left every game so i never see him, then my brother had it now Jordan owns it o-o

HAHA :D

LIZ IS STILL FAILING :D

AH THE JOY OF HAVING A SIBLING WHO CAN'T PLAY A INSTRUMENT :DDD

Babies :P

Heyy ;D

Omg

Who loved school? ;O

Ik i did :D

I got agressively angry at a teacher today O_O

My geography teacher was absent so we had this other teacher who was head of year 8 xD

And because hes quite old, whenever i needed help on my work i screamed 'GRANDAD I AM STUCK ON THIS QUESTION'

Looool he was like '-.- GET ON WITH YOUR WORK!'

And I DONT KNOW WHY but when he said that i suddenly said ' But i dont know the answer thas not FAIR i need HELP!'

And he got really cross so the head of year 7 wrote a report in my diary saying '----- Has got a report due to her bad language and disruption during class'

------ was my name in rl xD

IM NOT TELLING YOU :O

When i showed Liz she didnt say anything but my mum went 'Really?A report? The teacherz are rubbish at punishments, but behave a bit more' Cx

LMAO IM SO BADASS AT SCHOOL :D

I Even agreed with my mum xO

A report is all they did ;D

Well tomorrow imma take my Bad behaviour to the next level :P

YES MY PLAN >:O

Meheheheh xD

Starting tomorrow, every school day, I'll swear at Elias until he gives up on making babies with me
THEN AFTER

I'll argue with teachers during class so i can get reports :D

THEN AFTER

I'll be Bad ass in front of them and swear to my friends near teachers so they can think 'Woah, shes a bad girl ;O we should send her to the red room :O'

AND I CAN BE SENT TO THE RED ROOM SO NO MORE LESSONS xD YAAAAAAY

The red room is for people who have anger issues/dont behave at school and have special lessons on there xD

It depends on what youve done though xD

Like a boy called Taylor at my school punched the Head and got sent to the red room for weeeeks :D

Daymm i'll probably be stuck there for 2 weeks O.o

NOW WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE SENT TO THE RED ROOM WHERE TEACHERS SCREAM AT YOU FOR BEING BAD?

So i dont have to do my normal lessons xD

But i dont wanna do TOO much damage in case my teachers call my parents because i hate having my parents cross e.e

OMG PLAN STARTS NOWW

BYEEE

EXTREME RULEEEEEEEEEES :D

HELLO

OMFG

School was awful D:<

Mr Goodrich was pissing me off again xD But at least I learnt how to play a piano O_O

I'm almost amazing at playing notes ;D

Lmao i would record me playing the keyboard and show you but icba :D

SOOOOO



HOW WAS YOUR GUYS DAY?

OMG I WAS WATCHING WWE ON TV :D

IT.IS.AMAZING<3333333333

Daniel Bryan will defend his epic world Heavyweight championship against the demon Kane at Extreme Rules IN LONDON NEXT WEEK >:O

I SEROULSY WANT TO GO UP TO CENTRAL LONDON AND SEE THE MATCH LIVE BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED ):

I'll have to watch it on TV :C

ANNNND JOHN CENA VS BRAY WYATT TOO :D

ANNNNNNNNNND THE SHIELD VS THE WYATT FAMILY FOUGHT :D WYATT FAMILY WON :P


THENNNNN TRIPLE H, RANDY ORTON AND BATISTA ATTACKED THE SHIELD :D

Omg the Joy of wrestling :D

I Even fought my brothers, 2 on 1 and i won o-o 

LMAO I'M JUST EPIC AT FIGHTING

I SHOULD BE IN WWE D:<

SO I CAN FUCKING BEAT UP AJ FOR TAKING KAITLYN AWAY ):<

Speaking of Kaitlyn..

I Haven't talked about her much O_O

She's still and ALWAYS will be my WWE rolemodel but i saw dirty pics of her O-o

But ignore that, she's still epic :D

Oooooh have you guys started watching WWE Yet?

For dumb asses WWE Stands for world wrestling entertainment :D

It was originally Wrestlemania but it didn't actually fit in with 'WWE' O_O

Ew my brothers fell on eachother o.e God xD

So do you guys enjoy school x'D

I Sorta did o-o

I Drank a whole bottle of Lucozade that was 1 Litre which made me go all hype during D.T So i nearly got a detention :P


Ohhh has minx updated? ;O

-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOS-

No she hasn't really ); She only ever talks about her love for kayaks O_o

Shes all 'OMG THAT KAYAK IS BEAUTIFUL KSFDIHFFRSEISUESZ *-*'

Lmao i'm not making fun of you Minx, just saying xD

AND NO IT'S NOT TRUE, I DO NOT HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LADY GOO GOO >:O

Okay so maybe i'm attracted to Lady Goo Goo...

 

But Please, how can you NOT find her attractive?

I EVEN MADE A POEM ABOUT LADY GOO GOO :O

listen :P

I Know you're too young,
But I've already sung,
this special song about you.

You are beautiful
totally un-replaceable
Even if i am with Minx.

Don't be heartbroken,
I Still have chosen,
you in the first place.

Although my Current love is Minx,
Please don't get your emotions mixed.

You were the one and still are,
Even though i'm taken don't feel bizarre.

I Wish ever so much we were related,
so our love could be naked.

Your are so beautiful, i dream about you.
When i can't see you, i go BOO HOO D:<

You are always my Bestie,
don't take that away from me,
I Have my true love,
But my friend, your the one. 

CLAP CLAP *-*

THAT POEM WAS PROBABLY THE BEST POEM IV'E WRITTEN :O

I'm putting that on my poem page :D

hmm..

sorry just ONE more pic :P



GIRL YOU ARE FINEEEEEEEEE :O

Oh Lady Goo Goo, your my best est most best friend in the woooooooooooorld *-*

OH LOOK AT THAT :D

MY FRIENDS WANT ME ON MSP 

Bye xD

KA :D

Hello :D

OH BEFORE WE START :DDD

I Don't want to seem desperate but can more people please share my videos so they get more views? D;<

Not to be pushy but i want my videos on MSP So tysm if you share and comment and like o-o

ANYWAYS

MSP :D

I'm doing this series thingy because im bored :P

It's called Sapphire Battersea :D

Now can i say, i did not make up the name 'Sapphire Battersea'

It's a name i got from one of Jacqueline Wilson's books called Sapphire Battersea ;D

Now when i finish the movie, please don't say 'OMG U COPIED JACQUELINE WILSON' Because all credit goes to her and it's not copying, im just making my own version of it :D

LMAO DO YOU READ HER BOOKS? :D

Sapphire Battersea is basically about a 14 year old girl who looks 8 years old o-o shes a red head and has a temper to match her hair. Her name is acutally Hetty Feather but her mum wanted to call her Sapphire Battersea. The story is from the Victorian times. Hetty gets different jobs and more stuff blah blah

SOMETHING SERIOUSLY SAD HAPPENS IN THE END BUT I WON'T SPOIL IT

IN FACT, I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRAILER FOR THE STORY :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrR8ojAUS2Q

^^ That gives you a brief idea of what the story will be like ;D

READ THE BOOK, I PROMISE YOU, ITS EPIC

THERES 3 STORIES :D

The first story trailer :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyvPSvxHEBM

The second story trailer is the one i'm doing :D

The LAST part of the whole story's trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa_VmoTQCQ8

Read all books :D

Read 'Hetty Feather' the first book, Then 'Sapphire Battersea' the second book, Thenn 'Emerald Star' the last book :P

The whole story is amazing :D

Its sad, romantic and .. yeah o-o

ANYWAYS GONNA GO WATCH TRAILERS :D