Sunday, 26 October 2014

Doughnuts+ Creepy Minx O_O

Hayurr

So

WHO'S CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN, HUHHH ;)

I AM :D

AND I'LL BE TRICK OR TREATING *-*

WELL MAYBE I WILL, IDK O_O

OOOOOH MY FRIEND AND I ARE MEETING UP ON HALLOWEEN, FIRST WE'RE EGGING SHUJUN'S HOUSE THEN COLLECTING SWEETS :D

'WHO'S SHUJUN' IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING X'D

SHUJUN IS A ANNOYING FOREIGN GIRL WHO MOVED TO MY SCHOOL AT THE END OF YEAR 7 

WELL BASICALLY EVERYONE IN MY ENTIRE SCHOOL HATES HER AND WANTS HER TO DIE

ME AND MY FRIEND HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HER EVERY WEEK BECAUSE SHE GOT PUT IN OUR CLASS -.-

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Anyways o.o

I SAID RIGHT TO HER FACE 'BITCH PLEASE, I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC SO STFU AND GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY'

No seriously, no racism, but it's annoying asf when people speak in arabic T~T

So that's why me and my friend are going to egg her house ;D

This will be the best halloween *-*

Oh did i mention that i'm actually contributing more? O_o

I Update my blog, IMVU, MSP, Kik.. what else o.o

OMG

MY YOUTUBE XD

Y.O.U.T.U.B.E

I LITERALLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT

BRB GONNA GO CHECK IT 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

26 SUBSCRIBERS -_-

SERIOUSLY

OHH MY LAST VIDEO WAS 5 MONTHS AGO O_o

NOT THAT BAD ^~^

UGH WELL

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MINX O_O

We were on kik and we were just laughing about Miranda sings and how we both love her ;D

Then minx decides to say 'AWW LOOK WE'RE BONDING ♥'

it's just like 'O_O'

OKAY HERES THE CONVERSATION SORT OF :

Me: yeah lol Miranda Sings is epic xD
Minx: Aww look we're bonding ♥
Me: O_O
Minx: Hehe, 'BONDING' ;) ;)
Me: *sketch* -_- No.
Minx: *sketch* >:) YAS
Me: *sketch* O_O Why are you doing this 

AND IT JUST WENT ON X'D

OH, AND I'M ADDICTED TO WATCHING HOLLYWOOD NEWS O-O

FUN NEWS FACT:

Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez might have something 'BONDING' between them o;

IKRRRRRRRRRRR

WHAT HAPPENED TO JUSTIN BIEBER

OH ACTUALLY, IDGAF

I'LL STOP READING THAT STUFF X'D

Well i have about 10 doughnuts, a billion chocolate bars and yoghurt downstairs so buh baii >:)
  

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

EBOLA SHALL KILL US ALL X_X

OMG IM GONNA TYPE QUICK OR I'LL DIE

JUST JOKING O_O

Actually that joke was pretty dead..

Can i just say i've gone off capital letters?

It honestly makes my typing messy ;D

Congrats to some randomer on IMVU who convinced me that capital letters make writing messy xD

OMG WHO'S HEARD OF EBOLA? )':

I've seen the news.. apparently ebola will be in the UK by the end of this month D;

Though i'm not fully sure xD

Sometimes you can't trust TV x'D

ITS TRUEEE ;O

THIS MORNING IT SAID IT'D BE SUNNY LATER ON TODAY BUT NOOOO IT RAINED V_V

ALLAH

Anyways

Why is nobody on kik? D:<

My friend got kik a few months ago but is NEVER on it.

Literally.

SHES NOT BEEN ON IT ONCE (other than the ONE time she was on.. when she made her kik -.-)

EVEN MINX REPLIES LATE NOW ):<

AND AYA

Speaking of Aya and Minx..

How was the funeral of Minx Jr Minx?

Sorry this is so late and your lamo baby died ages ago but xD

And i never even got credit >.>

If i hadn't invited Minx to my chatroom, she would have never met that stranger in my room and would have never raped her and Minx Jr would be nobody right now

SO YAH HAH

HMM

LIZ IS COMING HOME NO SHIT

IT'S PEACEFUL WITHOUT HER ):

I LIKE PEACE

...

BYE

 

SONGS + SNAPCHAT :D

HEY BBY

IK YOU ALL MISSED THE DAYSS DAT I POSTED DAILY :D

WELL FIRST

WHATS WITH THIS NEW SONG THATS BASICALLY ALREADY OVER-TAKEN INSTAGRAM AND SOME OTHER SHIT?

I  THINK THE SONG GOES 'STOP DONT TALK TO ME LOSER LAMO WANNA BE LIKE OH' SOMETHING LIKE THAT XD

OH GOSH EVERYTIME A NEW SONG COMES OUT, THE WHOLE WORLD BASICALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH IT AND MOVES ON TO THE NEXT NEW SONG

I SWEAR MUSIC IS A 'THING' NOW

OOOOH I HAVE NO SCHOOL WEDNESDAY ;D

FOR REASONS ICBA TO EXPLAIN

ACTUALLY I'LL TELL YOU

I'VE GOT PROGRESS REVIEW DAY TOMORROW (PARENTS EVENING)

IN MY PRIMARY SCHOOL, PROGRESS REVIEW DAY (PRD) WOULD BE AFTERR SCHOOL

BUT NOW IM IN HIGH SCHOOL, PRD IS DURING SCHOOL :D

SO BASICALLY I COME IN AT 12:00, MY MUM TALKS TO MY TEACHER FOR A BIT THEN WE GO HOME x'D

OH I WAS PLANNING TO MEET MY FRIEND AT MCDONALDS AFTERWARDS BUT.. C:

I LOVE TO DITCH

OH WHOS GOT SNAPCHAT? ^-^

BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE SNAPCHAT, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT STORY ABOUT THIS GIRL?

I DONT HAVE SNAPCHAT, BUT I WAS ON MU FRIEND'S PHONE, SHE SHOWED ME HER SNAPCHAT AND I SAW THAT 'THE STORY' IS GETTING FAMOUS QUICK O_O

APPARENTLY IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL

WHO DIED SOMEHOW OR SOMETHING 

I DON'T REMEMBER A THING BUT ALL MY FRIENDS WENT ON ABOUT IT THIS MORNING O_O

RIGHT SO I'M GONNA LEAVE BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TALK TO YOU

BYE

Monday, 13 October 2014

IM BACK ;D

HEYYY

Ik what you're all thinking :P

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN?

UM.. IM GUESSING IM LAZY ASF AND I WAS NOT BOTHERED TO UPDATE

BUT I'LL START POSTING AGAIN

And since Minx is probs the only one who updates sooo yah im joinin her

SO

UM

O_O

IM GONNA GO STALK SUM1

BAII

Sunday, 15 June 2014

FATHERS DAY :D

HELLO :OOOOOOOOOO

HAPPY FATHERS DAY ;D

I HOPE YOU LOT ANNOY YOUR DADS ;P

ME AND LIZ GOT MY DAD A VERY FUNNY CARD AND SERIOUSLY COOL LOOKING GREY SHIRT :D

Everyone's getting their dad chocolate but my dad doesn't like chocolate much so it was hard getting a present O_o

I Woke up today, went Asda and thought 'OH SHIT! FATHER'S DAY TODAY D:<<<<<<<<<' And i was like 'Muuuuuuuuum, Liiiiiiiiiiz, we gotta get a present for dad'

In the car it was hilarious because Liz kept talking and my mum went 'Shush, your talking like a Indian person like Gigigigig'

I JUST WENT 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST'

And she went 'Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' when we almost crashed x'D

HMM

IMVU IS SOOOO DEAD NOW ._.

Aw god sake my brother is crying over a pen -.-'

I MUST SAVE THIS AS I AM A GOOD SISTER :D

I MIGHT MAKE A POST TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL ;)

Saturday, 14 June 2014

Er.. o-o

HAY

Oh wtf i haven't updated this for... 4 days ;o

So because i haven't posted for ages, this post will be quite long :D

So..

Oh Minx still talking about the same things :o

Nobody ever updates ;-;

I JUST FOUND A BRILLIANT QUOTE :D

'When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade'

I'M GOING TO FINISH THAT QUOTE ;D

'When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade so you can say #GodBlessLemons'

PERFECT :P

Oh wow i have to stop talking with caps :D

NOPE, I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS


YES, I WILL REMEMBER TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS :D

AND WILL YOU GUYS REMEMBER TOO? ;O

YES I KNOW YOU WILL ;D

MAKE ME PROUD :P

Uhm..

Liz is sleeping

AT 9:03 -.-

LAZY GIRL

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

OH I LOVE THAT WORD

HM HM HM HM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HMHMHMHMHMHMHM

XD

bye

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

IMVU :D

Well HAY

Lol Liz doing homework ;D

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hm

Lizi installed IMVU again ;P

Hopefully it won't give us a virus, and everyone says it has a virus o.e

HM

ADD ME ON IMVU

I LITERALLY RE-DECORATED MYSELF :D

IF YOU HAVE BAD MEMORY, MY IMVU IS : PhyscoDeli

Ik Sexy name

DAYM

I BOUGHT THE MOST PRETTIES NEW YORK HAT ON IMVUUUUUUUUUUU ;O

BAII

Saturday, 7 June 2014

O_o

HAY

OMG

I Just read Minx's post..

SHE'S GONE FOR TODAY AND THE WHOLE MORNING TOMORROW D;

I Never said goodbye ;-;

Ah well x'D I Bet she'd talk about idiots with curly hair or Nutella or something xP

So

I Hope Minx has fun

LOL

THAT SOUNDS WRONG

LMAO IM DIRTY MINDED


UHM O_o

Liz made herself cry O_O

I Suppose she likes acting or something xD

She's always acting, literally, she makes herself ACTUALLY cry

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAH

If i need to fake cry

i put water on my face and go 'WAAAAAAAAAAH'

Seriously x'D

Ohhh Liz is playing the walking dead v-v

What a bate women xD


Btw Minx

Do not say fail to me

It isn't funny to break your bum, i even went hospital today D:

They said i can't do sports for a few weeks

I WAS GOING TO CRY ):

I LOVE SPORTS D:<

Yesterday i couldn't race Nicole because of my injury, so the teachers were like 'Oh well. you can always race Nicole next sports day, in year 8, and win your trophy then. it's only a few months until year 8'

WTF NO

I WANT MY RUNNING TROPHY NOW D:<

I HAVE to race Nicole soon, i WILL NOT wait until year 8 to compete D:

I Bet most of you are thinking 'WTF I HATE RUNNING'

Well

I Love running so there. and so does Nicole which gives me a reason to want to race her x'D

Nicole is fast anyways so i'm even more excited

NICOLE IS A PERSON IN MY CLASS BTW

DON'T BOTHER SEARCHING UP 'NICOLE' IN GOOGLE

Loads of ugly women by the name of 'Nicole' come up ;P

Hm

I Just had Doritos

THEY HAD NO FLAVOUR

I HAD THE TANGY CHEESE FLAVOUR

It tastes fucked up, why can't them ugly Doritos people put more flavour in chips fgs

*crisps

Uhm

I'm bored ):

Aw Damn it my cousin got a MSP Hack for starcoins and shit but it won't let him load it D;

Oh Wow

He needs to update it xD

HM

BYE


Friday, 6 June 2014

Sports Day ;o

YEEEEEEES

I HAD NO PROPER SCHOOL TODAY XD

The whole of my school went to a stadium

You know the stadium where you see Rugby on TV?

Yeah that stadium xo

our school were allowed to use it

Heres the catch

i broke my bum

i was celebrating during the Relay and i jumped VERY high and landed on my bum, on the pavement xc

The minute my bottom hit the floor i heard a 'click' and the bottom of my back hurt soooooo bad

IT STILL HURTS ):

THE WORST PART IS THAT I CANT STAND UP PROPERLY, I HAVE TO GET UP SLOWLY SO I DONT HURT THE TOP OF MY BUM ;O

I cant even bend down or ithurts -.-

Overall, i killed my bum today

byee

Thursday, 5 June 2014

MATHS D;

TEST FAILED

D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I'M IN A LOWER LEVEL CLASS ;O

O-O

WHEN THE TEACHER SAW I HAD NO PEN SHE STARED AT ME WITH A 'WHERES UR PEN? -.-' FACEEE

AND I DID A 'WHAAAAAAT? O_o?' FACE BACK :D

UGH LIZ IS TRYING TO SAY A MUSIC QUOTE -_-

LETS FIND HORRIBLE QUOTES ;D

Can't find any mean ones D;

OHHHHHH I GOT MY KCKERS DURING THE HALF TERM :D

I kicked my friend and apparently my shoes burn o-o

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Math was awful D:<

Everyone said my new math teacher would be safe and gave you sweets but noooooooo she kept me behind for 5 minutes because i had a green pen, not a black or blue one -.-


AFWUL

HM

I HAVE BETTER STUFF TO DO

BYEEEEE

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

BRAIDS :D

Sorry i haven't posted D;

Omg this is the first time i wrote a post LATE :O

I'm gonna write posts late like Minx NOOOOOOOOO

Just kidding Sasha

Anyways

School

WAS SO AWFUL ):

Though the only thing that made my day was having chocolate buttons in the morning :)

And what made the day worse?

I SAW LOADS OF CURLY HEADS BLUBUBUBUB

If you dk what i mean, Curlyheads are people with curly hair, and i HATE HATE curly hair ):<

It looks like fucking roller-coasters x.x

ANYWAYS ;O

I Just had a shower :P

AND

My hair is very wet );

But my mum braided my hair in two plaits, one on one side, other on the other side :D

IN RL, I LOOK VERY GOOD WITH PLAITS :)

OMG ME WITH WAVY HAIR I LOOK A MESS O_O

LIZ IS BACK

SAY HEY TO LIZ











LOL

NOBODY SAID HEY

SHAME LIZ

LOL 

Tuesday, 3 June 2014

PRETTY ROSES :D

I Was just looking over Liz's shoulder while she was on, and she edited her blog banner ;P

It looks cool ;o

Pretty Roses *-*

Btw Mandy

i didn't want to be nosy and get involved, it's not like i WANTED to be involved.

I's just that vintage is one of my best friends, so it upsets me when you say stuff like that .-.

You can call my nosy, idgaf, but surely you'd be calling Gwen nosy too, seeing as i'm not the one trying to shut you up.

Seriously mandy, you've made your point.

Anyways, do you think vintage cares what you think? :D

I Say she doesn't give a fuck what you say mandy, because, YOUR the brat. copying is bad but be happy she's stopped and go do something worth while thanks.

I Won't have you calling my bbeby names like that >.>

I Was so pissed with you for annoying Vintage i had to go have weetos, thinking it would cheer me up.

Weetos is the golden answer for my sadness, but even my special weetos box didn't cheer me up D;

It usually does cheer me up ._.

That's how pathetically babyish you are ;)

Anyways o-o

WE DRAW AWESOME LIZARD EYES AT SCHOOL :D

The whole time i was thinking 'Liz' because her name is in Lizard x'D

HOW SWEET ;O

OMFG

I'M NEVER NICE

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I Was happy but for some reason i suddenly thought of Vintage, her guestbook being spammed with stupid comments..

and i didn't even give a fuck about my drawing ;-; i'm so lucky it turned out pretty in the end and everybody appreciated it c;

What i'm saying is:

When someone says stupid stuff to my close friends, i lose my thoughts and go either upset or i scream 'WHAT THE FUCK GO GET LOST' Or something ..

do you know what makes that worse?

Your not gonna believe me but i'm kinda shy in rl D:

I Can argue with teachers but the minute they scream i get so easily scared and sit there quietly D;

But i still do get angry D:<

SO BE WARNED

YES

NEVEEEEEEEEEEER speak to Vintage or other friendsies






















LIZ IS DIRTY

SHE TOLD ME TO LICK MY HUMMMMMMMMM

She's the most ultimate dirty annoying ugly blondie dipshit sister ever :D

Oh shit o-o

I Think she's gonna cry ;o

Oh aha she went down xD

well bye o-o

Monday, 2 June 2014

WEETOS

FIRST  THINGS FIRST

BEST FRIENDS ALWAYS COME AT THE START OF POSTS

WEETOS












LOVEVLY

WEETOS

:D

LIZ BREATHES WIERD

SHES LIKE 'MMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMM HUUUUUUUUUUUUM ' 

SHE BREATHES SO QUICK

ITS LIKE 'HU HUH I JUST RAN OH SHIT'

Have you guys seen my new outfit on MSP by any chance? ;o

LIZ HAS WIERD EYES C:

IDK WHAT COLOUR THEY ARE

BLUE OR GREEN O-O

WIERD XD

LOOOOOOOL

LIZ HAS BREATHING PROBLEMS

HAHA LOSER

OMG LOOM BRACELETS

THEY ARE SO DEAD .-.

AND UGLY 

AND I ALMOST LOST ONE

AND

I SAW MANY CURLY HEADS AT SCHOOL

NIGHTMARE

I DO NOT TRUST PEOPLE WITH CURLY HAIR

SO IF IM YOUR FRIEND

AND U CURL YOUR HAIR

FUCK OFF

ENGLISH WAS EPIC

I HAVE A UGLY CURLY HEAD FOR ENGLISH

HE WASN'T IN

AND WE HAD A TEACHER WHO HAS A UGLY LISP

WHEN U SPEAK TO HER U HAVE TO PULL UR JUMPER OVER UR MOUTH TO PROTECT YOUR FACE

BECAUSE SHE SPITS

AND THIS PERSON WAS EPIC

WE READ SCRIPTS

ONE LINE SAID 'EVERYONE SCREAMED AND SHOUTED'

THEN A RANDOM KID SAID 'I WANNA SCREAM. AND SHOUT.'

AND WHEN MY FIREND READ HER SCRIPT

ONE OF HER LINES SAID 'I DONT KNOW IF I COULD SEE PROPERLY BUT-'

THEN HE SHOUTED 'IF U CANT SEE, GO TO SPECSAVERS'

AND HE HAD TO STAND OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM XD

O-O

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

BYE

Saturday, 31 May 2014

D:

MINX

UHM I MEAN SASHA

I SAW YOUR POST ):<

MY FACE EXPRESSION WAS REALLY UGLY WHEN I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE D:

YOU SAID 'OH SHIT' IN YOUR POST -.-

THATS MY THING D:

Nobody cared about me until the day i said 'Oh shit' in Liz's video and i'm now famous for saying that C:

MINX DONT YOU DARE SAY OH SHIT AGAIN

OH WE'LL SEE ........

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU MISSY SASHA HORSETON AND I EVEN HEAR YOU WHISPER 'OH SHIT' I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE, THROW YOUR NUTELLA JARS OUT, ATTACK YOU AND STEAL YOUR CATS D:

Yeah seriously ;o

I DONT WANT ANYONE SAYING 'OH SHIT'

THATS MY word

LIZ IS COMIN BYE

O_o

Well Minx

i wrote that whole paragraph on the fucking card for nothing

YOU ATE A NUTELLA CUPCAKE :'(

YOU SHOULD HAVE THROWN IT AWAY -_-

Omg i could have wrote something more girly 'OMG SASHA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ILY GIRL GET LOADS OF PREZZIES XXXXXX'

OMG 

I SPELT YOUR NAME WRONG O-O

ACCIDENT

BLAME TYPO FOR THAT ):

SORRY MINX IM USED TO SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONG

LMAO I JUST REALISED SOMETHING

SASHA IS A BRATZ NAME XD

No not a 'brat' in a rude way o-o

Those ugly dolls with ginormous lips x'D

HM

I Was a bit rude to Mandy in my post yesterday >.>

Sorry but when you hurt with my friends i will scream at you :)

WELL IM DONE :D

Friday, 30 May 2014

Hallooooooo

Guys

Please do not hate on Vintage o-o

mandy's been saying stuff like 'your not creative' and you know XD

Can i just say that there's a 80% chance Vintage isn't the only person who bought one of her looks.

And anyways, Vintage IS creative! SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IK AND SHES REALLY FUNNY AND COOL SO NONE OF YOU SHOULD WASTE YOUR TIME SAYING 'oh you have no originality' BECAUSE YOU WILL PAY

That's right, If i see even one sad smiley from Vintage i will straight away think 'BULLY >:O' and i'll find out who got her upset and we'll see if you think about calling her uncreative again.

BTW MANDY

I Just wanna say you don't really 'own' the looks you make,MSP do.

Ik you don't want people looking like you but many people have identical faces you know.

Even Liz doesn't like you e.e

ACTUALLY I CANT KEEP QUIET ANYMORE! D:<

MANDY EVEN MY SISTER HATES YOU OKAY YOUR OVER REACTING FGS! LIZ PROTECTS SOMEONE AND YOU BLOCK HER, SHE DIDN'T MEAN HARM BECAUSE IK HER V.V OH AND I'VE SEEN SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE WITH YOUR FACE MANDY. SO DO YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? YOUR PISSING ME OFF. PUSSY FACE -_-

(Sorry that last sentence sounded dirty)

SO MANDY

STOP BEING SERIOUS. ITS BORING.

Sincerly

ME

OMG LOOK WHAT U DONE, U MAKE ME SO ANGRY I MADE A WHOLEEEEEE DEPRESSING POST

*CLAP*

IM OUTTA HERE

LOVELYYYYYYY DAYS :D

TODAY'S A LOVELY DAY :D

2 EXCITING THINGS ;D

I GOT MY KICKERS ;O

YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

THEY LOOK SO COOL BECAUSE SOME OF THE LACES ARE BLACK, SOME RED AND THEY'RE REALLY STRONG SO ONE KICK COULD HURT BAD *-*

ALLAH ITS EPIC<3

2ND

UHM

WHAT WAS IT O_O

SHIT I FORGOT D:<<<<<<<<<<

OH YEAH :P

MINX'S BIRTHDAY :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINX

I MADE A GOD DAMN CARD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING :D















CLICK THE PIC TO MAKE IT BIGGER AND READ



THE TEXT

I AM THE MOST HELPFUL GIRL EVER

MINX NEEDS TO STOP HER NUTELLA OBSESSION

IT MAKES ME TEMPTED TO STAB HER

BUT ITS HER BIRTHDAY SO


Thursday, 29 May 2014

VIP AND PIZZA :D

First because Liz is so desperate

I'm saving up my money to buy VIP for her :D

And i'm also getting Jordan (Liz's boyfriend) VIP too :P

But nobody else get's VIP because everyone else i know just sucks x'D

LMAO ON THE TRAMPOLINE XD

Thanks for sharing your story about someone falling off a trampoline Minx O_O

Omg my mum baked pizza this morning and me and Liz and my brothers sat on the trampoline eating and drinking :D

 no not drinking like alcohol o.e

I MEAN JUICEEEEEE :P

OH LIZ BROUGHT ME JAM TARTS :D

WOOHOO

IM LEAVIN

Wednesday, 28 May 2014

TRAMPOLINES O_O



OMG A FEW DAYS AGO MY MUM GOT US A TRAMPOLINE THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT ^^ BUT IT'S GREEN :D

That's not my garden o-O i got that off google :P

Anyways the trampoline was interesting O_o

I Was jumping on it and thought of an amazing idea and was like 'Liz, let's play WWE :D'

So we all pretended to be someone from WWE and 'pretended' to fight each other ;D

Let's just say one of my brothers got a little bit moody because him and Liz went a bit aggressive O_O

Me and my other brother just sat there watching Liz and my brother fight :D

I HAVE 2 BROTHERS -.-


One is really quiet in the trampoline but is always in the mood to wrestle in the house O_O

LMAO 

I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS LIKE.... 3 XD

OR 5 O-O









LOL

I LOOKED LIKE A BOY

I STILL DO


YEAH I DO LOOK LIKE A BOY

LOL IM GOING TO GET ICE CREAM

STAY SAFE ON TRAMPOLINES ;O NEVER PLAY WWE IN IT :D

Monday, 26 May 2014

LOOK

LOOK AT THESE PICTURES :O



















^^ I MADE THAT ONE MYSELF :)

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

LADY GOO GOOOOOOOOOOOO



WEETOS

HEY YOU

MINX

I SAW THAT PICTURE ON YOUR BLOG 

OH MY DICK

I DON'T WANNA SEEM DESPERATE BUT ALLAAAAAAAAH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEND ME THOSE FAMILY PACK WEETOS BOXES YOU HAVE

PLEASE I'M DESPERATE ):

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING DEPRESSING MINX D:<

Yesterday i ran out of Weetos and i begged my mum to buy more so me, her and Liz went to Asda 

HERE COMES THE DEPRESSING PART ):

WE COULDN'T FIND WEETOS D:<

YES, FUCK YOU ASDA

So instead i chose this crappy chocolate cereal which was nice but i prefer Weetos -.-

BUT THE GOOD SIDE WAS ME AND LIZ BOUGHT OREOS AND DAIRY MILK BUTTONS :D

OMFG WHO KNOWS JACQUELINE WILSON? ;O

OMG THIS IS ONE OF HER BOOKS:



^^ I Have that book :D

Can i say that the story is epic, romantic in some parts and very sad at the end D:<

LOL I'M GOING TO SPOIL THE STORY :D

Her mum dies in the end ^-^

Basically her name is actually Hetty Feather, but her mum wanted to call her Sapphire Battersea

YEP ;P

AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HER DAD, WHEN I READ THE PART WHERE SHE SAID 'Mum, what's my dad like?' I WAS LIKE WTF O_O

WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEIR DAD? D;

And the part at the end spoiled the next book D:

The ending said 'I'm not Hetty feather, i'm Sapphire battersea and i'm going to find my father'

SO IT'S OBVIOUS IN THE NEXT BOOK, SHE FINDS HER FATHER (:

THE NEXT BOOK IS EMERALDS STAR

OMGGGGG ITS CONFUSING

1ST BOOK:



2ND BOOK:



LAST BOOK:



Juuuust read those books in the correct order and you'll get the story :D

LOL I'M BORIIIIIIIING X_X

HMMM

IM GOIN ON MSP

Saturday, 24 May 2014

BDK :D

HAY

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MY BROTHER SAID HE'S A BDK

DIRTYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUY

IF YOUR STUUUUUUUUUUUPID BDK STANDS FOR 'BIG DICK KING'

OMG THE JOY OF SLANG

Omfg im drinking coke atm and the can is messed up O-O

HM e.e

Omg i just drew an anime :o

IT LOOKS SO PRETTY ;D

URGHHHHH LIZ CAME BACK

AAAAAAAAND I DREW A LADY GOO GOO POSTER >;P

SO NOBODY GET JEALOUS ;O

UNLIKEEEEEEEE SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEE

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINX

OMG COKE SPILLED ON THE EDGE OF MY SPECIAL LADY GOO GOO POSTER

NO :'(

OMFG LADY GOO GOO </3

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

LADY GOO GOO MADE MY DAY,
UNTIL TODAAAAAAAAAAY

COKE SPILLED ON YOOOOOOU,
IM SO UPSET OH LADY GOOO GOOOOOO

:'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

liz here :D

deli went downstairs 4 some reason o.o

HEYYYYYYYYYY ^.^

deli messed up the coke can btw o-o

OH SHE'S COMING BAI IM MAKING A BLOG POST WHEN IM ON :'O 

BYE LOSERS ;]

 BAAAAAAAACK

I HAD TO MAKE MY MUM COFFEE

AND SHE LOST HER BISCUITS LOOOOOOOL

OMG THE LADY GOO GOO ON THE SIDE OF MY BLOG <3333333333333

LIZ MADE IT *-*

Astaghfirullah :OOOOO

^^ THAT MEANS OH MY GOD IN ARABIC ;DDDDDD

HEHE

UHMMMMMMMMM

OH LETS DO WHAT LIZ SUGGESTED

FAMILY TALENTS :D

LIZ'S TALENT: EDITING, BITING PEOPLE

MY TALENT: DRAWING AND SWEARING, RUDE ETC.

BRO NO.1: PLAYING XBOX HALO, FIFA ETC.

BRO NO.2: FIGHTING, SNITCHING, CRYING :D

MUM: BEING AMAAAAZINGLY EPIC, COOKING YUMMNY STUFF (EXCEPT NUTELLA SANDWICHES AND PANCAKES AND RICE)

DAD: BUYING US COOL STUFF AND HELPING US WITH TECHNICAL STUFF (LIZ IS MORE 'NERDY' THAN MY DAD :D' 

OH AND MY DAD ORDERED ME KICKERS

YES NO.1 DAD :O

BTW KICKERS LOOK LIKE THESE



SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL

soooooooooooo *-*

OMG I FOUND MY SHARPENER :O

NOW I CAN SHARPEN MY PENCIL

HURRAAAAAAY


WEE IN YOUR SLEEP :D

OMGGGGG SOZ FOR NEVER UPDATING

SOWWY TO MINX

I NEVER UPDATE I SWEAR TO ALLAH I WILL MORE

SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OMFG

Liz wet herself in bed ;D

She said she had a dream where she needed the toilet and she ACTUALLY peed e.e

and she felt something warm on her bed and realised she wet herself because of her own dream O_O

weird, i didn't smell anything :P

OMG IM SO HUNGRYYYY ):<

IM GOING TO GO CHANGE AND EAT THEN I'LL PROBABLY DO ANOTHER POST LATERRR

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

BAD PEOPLE WEAR NAIL POLISH :D

HELLOOOOOOO ;O

Omfg

Im wearing a sparkly dress right now and can i just say, I look fineeeeee atm xD

OMFG IM SO ANNOYEEED X_X

I had english yesterday, today and ANOTHER english test tomorrow D:<

The thing is, if your a bad person, the teachers make you have more lessons with your best level Dx

OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE XP

I have a english teacher called Mr Goodrich xD Im reallyyyyyyy good at english so he makes me learn more

HOW PEAK (:

But idgaf really, im going to continue being trouble at school so i get in more trouble and feel proud of my bad behaviour ;D

Oh that reminds me..

I havent done my english homework yet O_O

We wrote a whole article at school, it was over 8 paragraphs long and he made us re-write the whooooleee article as homework just to give us something to do ):

OMG IT WAS SO AWKWARD XD

The teacher said 'since you're all bored, im going to give you homework :D'

I Thought the class would scream so i shouted 'HELL NO I HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO THEN THAT' And teacher looked at me like O_o

OMFG IT WAS NOT A TINY BIT EMBARRESING

Because after the lesson everyone came up to me and said 'LOOOOL YOUR FUNNY :D'

IM THE NEW ENGLISHHH CLOWN XD

Omg i just painted my nails

They look gorgeous *-*

WAIT DO BAD PEOPLE LIKE ME WEAR NAIL VARNISH? O_O

EH :D

I should go do my homework oxo

BYEEE XP

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

LIZ IS UGLY

HELLOOOOOOOO

I HAD TO START THIS POST TITLE WITH A NICE FACT :P

THAT'S RIGHT, OMFG LIZ LOOKS REAL CRAP

HER BLONDE HAIR

I PERSONALLY SAY BLONDES ARE SHIT :D

Liz is a blonde, therefore, i hate her sooooooooo much

But i rock

I Have chocolate brown hair :P

I ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCK!

MINX would agree, she says she has brown hair too ;o

And im also Rockiiiiiing because i have brown eyes ;D

I HAVE BEAUUUUUUUUUUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUL HAZELNUT BROWN EYES :O

I GOT THEM FROM MY DAD :D

I LOOK EXAAAAAAAAAAACTLY LIKE MY DAD, NOTHING LIKE MY MUM

WELL I GOT MY HEIGHT FROM MY MUM O_O

OKAY I'LL EXPLAIIIIIIN :P

I Got my brown hair + brown eyes, my hips are slightly big, my lazy rude personality, my shy quiet personality FROM MY DAD :D

But i got my height from my mum because we're both tall and my dad isn't exactly tall ;D

SO ALL THAT MAKES ME AND MY MUM THE SAME IS OUR HEIGHT

And liz got her blonde hair from my aunts

And she has greeny eyes and i don't know where she got those from o-O

And i look like one of my brothers, the 8 year old brother looks like me, my other 7 year old brother looks like Liz :D

And then there's Charlie, our cat, who has pretty black and white fur from.. IDK HIS MUM? :P

Lol our genes are weird O_o

OH THAT REMINDS ME

IN SCIENCE WE LEARNED ABOUT RE-PRODUCTION 

BASICALLY

WE LEARNED ABOUT HOW BABIES ARE MADE

WE WERE TOLD STRAIT TO OUR FACES THAT ):<

THE TEACHER SAID STUFF LIKE 'The male sex cells contain sperms which swim into the female's egg to produce a baby' 

And then my friend El whispered 'OMG BALLS :D'

BTW

I CBA

TO MAKE THE VIDEO

OF ME IN RL

IK I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MANLY VOICE

YEAHHHH MY VOICE IS DEEP

BUT

IDK HOW TO USE YOUTUBE PROPERLY

SO LIZ UPLOADS THEM FOR ME

AND SHE WANS'T BOTHERED

WHEN LIZ IS BOTHERED

YOU CAN SEE THE VIDEO MINX

GOODBYE :D